The Kingdom of New Republic of the Bakery is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Douglas MazzArthur with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.211 billion New Republic of the Bakeryians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Breadhold. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.3%.

The frighteningly efficient New Republic of the Bakeryian economy, worth 218 trillion CSZ Shmeckle and Breads a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 180,635 CSZ Shmeckle and Breads, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 546,811 per year while the poor average 46,432, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Republic of the Bakery's national animal is the eevee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Mazz.

New Republic of the Bakery is ranked 273,983^rd in the world and 17^th in Federation of Bread for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -10.95 on the Clooney Contribution Index.